LOGIC‘s Georgia office is huddled in a shady grove near Downtown Duluth, convenient to the Duluth Cemetery and vast expanses of suburban parking. Like the six other, virtually identical structures in our complex, our office is unique. It is undeniably quaint, giving the appearance of a gingerbread office, but actually constructed – as it turns out – of entirely inedible materials. Our office interior is subdivided into various ecological habitat themes, including jungle, forest, savannah, desert and – for our special staff – the abyssopelagic ocean bottom theme. Security is provided by a pudgy beagle whom we wake only in times of dire need.

Upon entering our Florida office, you may have trouble locating an employee due to every flat surface being covered with live plants. The protocol in this situation is to call out “Marco!” and then follow the chorus of “Polos!” to the nearest employee. Much like the lazy security dog at the Georgia office, the plants protect the office by obscuring pathways instead of actively attacking intruders. If you’re aware of a plant nursery which specializes in human-sized Venus fly traps, please contact the Florida office with details.